Funny Girl Sex Guide talks 4 unique blowjob techniques you should consider trying.

1. The Double Fister: This technique can come in handy — HAHA — if the knob you’re slobbing is on the larger size. Likewise, it doesn’t exactly come together well if he doesn’t have much more than a fistful in his pants. Honestly, I don’t think you should break out the Double Fister unless the dude is getting close to coming and he likes his blowjobs kind of aggressive. Double Fist for too long and it’s like you’re throttling his junk Dark Vader-style.

2.The Grapefruit Blowjob: I drink nearly a gallon of grapefruit juice a day, so the grapefruit blowjob, created by a YouTube expert named Auntie Angel, seems right up my alley. Basically, this is your standard blow job, with a grapefruit assist. Hollow out most of the fruit from a thick slice and slip it around his member, pumping it up and down the shaft while you go to town. Some tips from Auntie Angel: “You want to make sure the grapefruit is room temperature — you do not want to microwave it and you do not want to boil it.” Good to know. And bonus! “Ladies, grapefruit is actually a fat burner, so you are actually losing weight while you are sucking his dick.”

3.The Doctor: I can’t imagine a dude on earth who wouldn’t love to play Doctor. After all, this position is most convenient if he’s lying down on the couch — COMFY! — giving him a great view of your face blowing him sideways as you kneel on the ground beside him. In an ideal scenario, this is wonderfully comfortable for both of you. You’ve got your glass of water and a box of tissues on the coffee table, perhaps you’re even kneeling on a cushion — but your own enjoyment of this technique is all about the bend in his boner and whether putting it in your mouth at that angle is a great fit or totally fucking awkward. You won’t know until you try.

4.The Corkscrew: You might already be a master of the Corkscrew and not even know it. Here’s how it goes: you’ve got your standard, single-handed blow job, but then you’re working your mouth up and down in a circular motion, like you’re uncorking a bottle of wine or something. Do the same with your tongue, swirling it around like you’re a dick sommelier. I should trademark that.

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